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History of Pickles
Pickles have been on this earth for millions and millions of years. Pickles have always been the number one and always been the top predator. QUESTION TIME : If you take out seeds from a pickle and plant them, do they still become a cucumber first? On with the story, pickles have been in an every-day war since pickles have been around. They always come out on top, but sometimes they become outnumbered and still fight their way out. The enemy of pickles are the dreadful and oh so strong, cucumbers. Cucumbers are stronger and bigger, but they are also immature and dumb. Pickles are smart, fast, and hard to the core. About a week ago, a few pickles were jumped by an unknown enemy and the cucumbers. The pickles barely made it out, but they did anyways. Later on in the day, Master General T. Rumpickle found out that these enemies were in fact, bananas. The pickles know how strong bananas are, and if joined with the cucumbers, there is no telling what can happen. The pickles have to find a strong ally in order for them to win this war for good, and their only option, is the bold but stubborn carrots. Carrots and pickles have always been friends and both have a pure hatred for cucumbers. Ranch dressing will also be involved because of the strength enhancement it has for carrots, and in fact, cucumbers are allergic. The big battle is to happen sooner than expected, and a possibility of it being later today.
To be continued….
Thomas Francis Markham III
